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Marriage THE REALITY - 06-06-2006, 07:52 PM

Marriage (Part I)

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the
wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and
I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on
table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go
hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old
buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules.
Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven

o'clock every night........ whether you're here or not."

(DAMN SHE'S GOOD!)


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Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold

As Ever "

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband

Stiff At Last"

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)


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Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage

and says, "And you are no good in bed either, and storms out of the house.

After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to

the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the

phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"

(YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!)


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Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so
proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in
spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go
home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He
shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right
back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

(RIGHT ON, LADY!)


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Marriage (Part V) The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized
that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM
for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to
break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please
wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why
his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the
bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

(Men are not equipped for these sort of contests)


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Marriage (Part VI) The Man of the House

The husband had just finished reading the book "Man of the House." He
stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a
finger in her face, he said, "from now on, I want you to know that I am
the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a
sumptuous dessert. Then you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?'

His wife replied, "the funeral director?"


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Re: Marriage THE REALITY - 16-06-2006, 03:05 AM

nice ones..............


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Re: Marriage THE REALITY - 16-06-2006, 02:14 PM

kool n humorous..hhheheeee
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Re: Marriage THE REALITY - 19-06-2006, 11:00 AM

sexual health and sex style education in 21st centuary teenagers/youth: where is nepal
Dear ALL,

Issues:
There is saying “beautiful lies in the eyes of beholder”, like wise sexuality is also somewhat as similar as that vision. Both in the developed and developing country, many teenagers have problem of sexual health education in time, but due to lack of education they themselves find in their way above issues. Just imagine when u had known first information about sexual health, how and where u found it??? Is there anybody whom you have taught these things? What happened in your first love or sex with your partner?? How much you have given time to see the xxx films, how often you see the porno sites??? How often you talk these things with your friends????? How often you go to the brothels????How often you call the sex workers in your room?? Or how often you spend with your girl fren in your room???? Or even you have girl fren how many others have you sex??? What do you think, is this necessary to know or just itself it will know in time??? How often you engage in just kissing,sucking,licking, sex and sex.??? How often you sleep with your partner????Is sex is only need of Boy?? Or why not for girls.
Why not we say , girl has sex to boy rather than boy has sex to girl??? Can it be reversible.???
Many of the developing country teenagers are victims of STD and HIV………..drug addicts……crime all these …………why the main reason is lack of true love and lack of sexual health education in time.
Anyway……………I just have written some of the typical issues that are found both among developed and developing country teenagers/youth. So, this makes less sexual health education rather than promote sex style education.


Materials:
English films scenes, Blue Films CD/DVD available in the market or borrow from Friend.
Internet websites download of pornography, searching sexy sites from search engine google, yahoo, hotmail etc. from cybercafé or at home.
Pornography magazine, photos eg. Playboy, penthouse, private,Kamasutra.
Direct printout from the website or photos.
Short blue films video clips and photos downloaded from the website to the mobile phones or PDA.
Adult nude , non-veg Jokes SMS or MMS.
Slides of pornography.
Sexual act story from the fren and local sexy stories books.


Results:
Most of the TEENAGE BOYs having access above materials in their teen age. They often see alone or among friends. These materials are transferred to other friends in geometric ratio. If such materials receive by a boy having Girl friend they will see, in guarantee; if they have computer or VCD or DVD or PDA or Mobile. Most of the BF and GF having sexual intercourse (result of love), if they having secret place and time (non-meens period, because girls often say I am in meens-period(puncture day) so please NO NO NO NO today). Then , the natural dumbbell is enough to the boy for masturbation’s.SEX is an addiction and like hunger. Just if you are hungry you can eat what ever you want then you satisfy your stomach. But next day or later on again if you are hungry you need food again. Likewise, today you have sex means , its not forever, next day or next time again you need it. Sex with a single partner is not enough for boys, they want new taste, often virgin girls, as a virgin hunter or lady sex killer. So, sex and hunger are two sides of coin. No one can satis with one time sex/ mastubation. U surely break your promise not to do sex. But just kissing,hugging and sucking is not enough for boy, so gradually he wants just sex: either or all; oral sex or vaginal sex or anal sex??anal sex is the latest practice of sex for old partners????The real taste of Sex is doing by without condon !!! if with condon, how do you feel if you are eating food with a plastic wrapped tongue. And the last HOT drop of ejaculation during sex is real satis orgasm for both partner (more to girl) like The last peg of wine and the last pop of G-cigarette. The really hasty thing to do everyday sex with the partner and taking emergency pills makes psycho problem to girls. So they prefer anal sex to avoid this. Just imagine , a good news to boyfren when girl inform that, hey !!! I have menstruation today………….thanks and congratulation honey. because they had unprotected SEX ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Most of the teen girls access these materials via boyfrens, home internet, accidentally found from the home (may be BROUGHTg by brother or father). From that girlfren, she will pass to other near and dear fren.
When these teens’ get married, most of the boy are addict and crazy to see and want such materials. So they just …THEY MAKE OWN PORNO DVD,CD,PHOTO AND MAGAZINE COLLECTION LIBRARY………at home. When they have children , accidentally if they found they will probably see. Most of the cases , the children alone capture the peering the sexual activities,styles of their parents from the windows pinhole, door keyhole. Again , if the parents have captured own sexual activities video , if accidentally find by their kids , what happen???????Can you imagine how much gallon of sperms per day spoil due to masturbation worldwide?? Is this equal or less than menstruation blood worldwide ?????In this modern era, many of have digital camera, or mobile in built camera or video. Many have captured such live photos/movie in their gadgets. Warm up (like …..sucking, licking, massage etc..)before sex is very important to take full satis
If you have electronic gadgets, the son brings such materials to home and in THE secret time, he will see it. If such things found by the sisters and aunty what happen???? Everyone is curious what is this inside????
Most of the boyfrens, if they have taken naked photos of their GF , and if their love break out the boys may blackmail or show to other frens ?? Many guys want to confirm virginity of their GF and always this will makes them curious to know the past sex life his partner.CONSANGUINITY SEX is also prevalence in many places. Even the relatives have sex abuse and child abuse……..like uncle-nephew……housewife-servent,………housewife or her daughter with the room rent person..with coaching teacher, Film industry is another mini sex industry where money, power, wine and dine easy to get. Many of the film industry person are engage in peer sex. But the rate is very high for actress or low price for female site workers. You can easily get brokers to arrange sex with these ladies if your pocket is HOT. Taxi drivers are another linkers to take the client to her place, than you can bargain either for wholenight, per ejaculation. In Thailand, if you want to go for sex , just take a taxi, or even the taxi driver show you the album to you do you like this..just 150 bhat per night………Bangkok is world cheapest sex industry site and the Holland is world expensive red light area……….(Mumbai, kolkotta is also cheaper but the tourist never prefer INDIAN brothels due to secrecy problem and dirty skin and genitals). The Bangkok ladies (Mongolian faces japnese, Chinese, Korean,Cambodians, Nepalese, Indian high altitude bhote etc) have good thigh but small boops….rather the white ladies (Holland, Mexicans,americans) have good height and big buttocks,boobs. If you have money and send your time in asia like Thailand just take a nice tour guide , u can spend at least 2 weeks in Thailand. U will take full satis in ur like , wherever u like u can take her yourself but u shouldnot take ur wife, GF or children with you.
There are two kinds of woman or girl in this world- one who sale sex for money, property and to fight against poverty. The other one give sex for enjoy, glamour and hi-fi life styles. The later one give money to that person to whom sex can achieved. In Nepalese and Indian society ; “Randi” means that lady or girl who give sex to many persons either for money or pleasure. It is of two types: 1. “Kukurni” 2. “Bhalu”
“Kukurni’ and “Bhalu” are two different words while to abuse to women and girl. The “Kukurni” means that type of women and girl who give sex for enjoy,glamour, sex addiction, who are unsatis with their husband or BF. They usually never take money from that person rather they give money to him, treat with wine and dine. The sexual pleasure and taste in this person have never satis by one person. Eg of this category are , wife of those whose husband are gone to abroad for work or study.; Laureni, wife of army personel, a-class family wife, between father in law and daughter in law.,nurses and doctor, with late night office staffs, hostel warden and sister, house wife and room rent person, site engineer and the female labor, boss and receptionist.
The “Bhalu” means that kind of girl or women who have very much difficulty to sustain the life, to fight against poverty and daily life, they sale their body for sex. In their life they want to establish be a good person in the society but those who have hard money they always treat them a sex slave. they earn the sex by money, power and blackmailing them. Eg: war displaced girls or women, women whose husband are dead or divorced to sustain life, restaurant female attendants, those who are involving in commercial sex works, those whose family members are ill and no money to treatment, no money to fight against bread and butter, those girls who come to the city for study and send money to home,those who wants to be uptodate fashion and modernization, dance restaurant and massage centre girls and women, The highway restaurant workers are involving in sex with driver and helpers. sex between servant and house hold person/his son. In local community and urban areas this Bhalu word is also abuse to a girl or women for revenge to her moral status, either she refuse to love or else. The new data is found that in maoist gurrilla, they have free sex with the female millisia in their battalion. Many of women and girl are injected the DEPO injections and many places condoms and pills are found in the jungles of Nepal. But there is no data about the STDs and HIV infection till now. There is no category up till now for male. This is due to, they do sex whatever category of female. That is why we are hearing- a 74 years old man have raped to a 6 years old girl or like this in the newspaper.

Conclusion:
So, in this era, I don’t suppose the sexual health and sexual style is to be given to the students and youth.
Thanks to DVD,CD and porno books and even internet that have sensitize these teens to know in time about the sexual health and sex style education. But the draw back is, there is no information about the emergency contraceptives, infections and virginity. Last but not the least, “don’t expect a pure mustard oil in the market or AS virgin boy/girl in your life”. Enjoy and break up is current styling in modern love affair…..Even you get secondhand GF or wife don’t feel panic….. Just enjoy what you get, where you get and what ever it is; no need for further investigation. Those who have true love , the boys have never feeling of sex issues and he always wants to marry with her as soon as possible. But those who are just for fun and time pass they often say “Jo hoga dekha jayega” in hindi. They are GF and BF sometimes ago but now she has married with other guy (good property, outlooks, more standard) or the same condition for boy.
So, how can you believe to a boy or girl. Can you do always spying your GF lifestyles , like her email ID password hacking or mobile call numbers, or where she go , whom to meet and all these stuffs…….NO WAY to success. Or even if u catch her u will hurt double than you expected. Girls are more lier in these issues, so how can u believe her. They have many tricks to tackle to her BF or husband.
Anyway, lastly, SEX is the need for both women and man but it should be very SECRET whatever, whomever or wherever you do, either it is your GF,BF, or rent SEX. Otherwise in future your offspring don’t blame you, that I am the son/daughter of SEX WORKER.
If you have any idea to solve these problems??? This is based on secondary data from different research, journals and interview.

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Ms. Prabina , MPH, Ph.D scholar on sexual health, UCLA, Pshrestha.ucla@gmail.com
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Re: Marriage THE REALITY - 21-06-2006, 07:50 AM

Ms Prabina, either u r a sick person or u dont know how to write an article.
This article is totally wastage of time and you have presented so rubbish.There is nothing more than rubbish in this article. Only few lines are worth reading. I am surprized what you intended to tell...what is the aim of this article?What u really wanna prove? Every line is mis-matched and ur intention is confusing.Have more practice in writing. Conclusion is lil bit good. I am sorry u just wasted ur time as well as ours.
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Re: Marriage THE REALITY - 23-06-2006, 01:26 AM

nice ones....keeep'em commin'


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Re: Marriage THE REALITY - 23-06-2006, 02:44 AM

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Every line is mis-matched and ur intention is confusing.Have more practice in writing. Conclusion is lil bit good. I am sorry u just wasted ur time as well as ours.
I agree Vishal...nothing new in this article. Anyways hard work by Miss Prabina (seems frustrated ). Keep it up!!!
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