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[B]Men always have better friends...
They will stand by you, no matter what ever be the matter....!!!
Friends of Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them.
Friends of Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them!!
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SANTA TO BANTA.......
SANTA: We have to learn Newari within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.
BANTA : Is it! Why?
SANTA: We have adopted a newari child and he will start to speak after 6 months.
When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
She answers: My husband's cheque book.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
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My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------- Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------- Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me! --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------- Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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"Tomorrow's Doctors, Tomorrow's Cure"
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