Smart Blind

[Smile]

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter Sardarji, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.

'Im sorry, sir, but I am blind and I cant read the menu. Just bring me a dirty spoon from a previous customer and I’ll order from that.'

A little confused, Sardarji walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy spoon. He returns to the blind mans table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes a deep breath. 'Ah, yes, thats what I’ll have, tandoori chicken and roti.'

Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. Jaspinder the cook happens to be the owners wife and he tells her what just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. The owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him.

The blind man returns the next week and Sardarji sees him coming. He tells his wife, 'Jaspinder, rub this spoon on your panties before I take it to the blind man.' Mary complies and hands her husband the spoon back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. 'Good afternoon, sir. This time I remembered you and I already have the spoon ready for you.'

The blind man puts the spoon to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, 'I didnt know Jaspinder worked here.'