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Wink sardarji - 16-05-2006, 11:29 AM
once a sardarji was busy working in 75 th floor.............. busy running his resturent.

he seemed to be happy as the punjabi music was playing there in his speakers & the resturent was busy with customers.

a indian man came running , stopped near sardar ji & said ............ """"sardar ji ....OOi sukhbinder singh ...... your daughter died in a car accident an hour ago & your wife died due to heart attack few minutes ago ...... due to SHOCK of your daughters accident. """"

sardarji looked at the man ......... looking at the stranger there was no doubt about what he said is 100% true.

now sardarji was depresssed ........... he looked at the stranger & said
"" baai guru ki kasam kha ki jo tu bool rahae hae , saab sanch hae."""

the man said ........."" baai guru di kassam""

hearing this sardar opened the window & jumped down from 75 th floor.

when he reached 50th floor.......flying down .............. he remembered ...............
>>>>>>>oh! i dont have a daughter

reaching to 30 th floor he remembered
>>>>>>>>>>>>. oh i dont have a wife ........... i am not married yet.

reaching the tenth floor with a great speed of fall ..............he remembers ......

>>>>>>>>> oh ! i have no daughter

>>>>>>>>>> i am not married

>>>>>>>>> oh hhhhh!!!!!!!! my name is HARBINDER SINGH not sukhbinder singh
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Re: sardarji - 02-07-2006, 09:30 AM
ahaha really funny ha.
hope to get more jocks in future.
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Re: sardarji - 06-07-2006, 10:20 AM
Thanks but suni sake ko thiye

remember that silence is sometimes the best answer
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Re: sardarji - 18-07-2006, 08:40 PM
Hi it was really very funny joke.
i was waiting for next .
So plz tell me when r u goining 2 deliver NEXT.
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Re: sardarji - 19-07-2006, 11:49 PM
wah really funny ...........
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Re: sardarji - 20-07-2006, 08:41 AM
great hehe
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Re: sardarji - 13-08-2006, 01:25 AM
nice joke.good one
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