Besharam Jokes

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A saadhu (saint) and a shikaari (hunter) meet in a forest. The shikaari sees a bird and shoots. He misses and exclaims: "Behanchood! I missed.".

The saadhu says killing animals is wrong as it is and using dirty language when not succeeding makes it worse. After some time the shikaari sees a deer and shoots. He misses again and shouts: "Lund saalaa! phir sae missed"

The saadhu warns him: "If you use such crass language again. I will call upon the Gods to curse you." This time the hunter spots an elephant at ten meters range. He shoots and still misses and cries out: "Gaanduu! Missed even this."

The saint loses his tolerance and prays: "O God. This man has sinned thrice in front of a saint, despite warnings. Take him away." "Thooom!" There is a lightning bolt from the sky and the saadhu is vaporised. Awestruck, the shikaari looks towards the sky and hears a thunder "Bhoonsadiwaalae! I missed too."
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Santa Singh and Banta singh are sitting in a bar sipping Black Label
Johnny walker when Banta singh noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by
herself in a corner. As he was getting up to talk to her.

Bar Tender said "Hey don't worry about her, She is lesbian! ".

Banta singh "Lesbian or no lesbian, I get all of them" and he stylishly
holding his whiskey in his left hand walked to her table. Then leaping
forward in a very sexy voice he said

"Where exactly in Lesbia, you from?"
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A British Diplomat visits India. The Indian Prime minister is showing him around.

They pass the Parliament House and find a man pissing on the wall.

The British Official asks in Hindi: "daekhoo saalaa muut rahaa hai!
tumharaa police nahin pakarta? kaisaa daesh hai Bharat?" (Look, the bugger is pissing. Doesn't the police catch hold ? What a country!)
Undaunted, the Pradhanmantri replies: "Nahin. Ham Hindustani log apnaa
khud pakartaa." (No, We Indians hold it ourselves.)
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Two Desis are attending a call of nature in the forest. A lion appears.
Billoo asks: "Chotu, tujhe dar lag raha hai kyaa ?" (Chotu, are you afraid?)

Chotu: "Nahin toh. Main shaer sae nahin darata." (No I am not.)
Billo: "Jhoot bolata hai." (You are lying.)

Chotu: "Main aslee main nahin dar raha." (No. I am really not afraid.)
Billo: "toh saalae, phir apnee gaand dhoh, maeree kyoon dhoh raha hai ?"(Then why don't you wash your own arse; Why are you wiping mine?)
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Ghalib Exclaimed:
"har rooz aadaab, aadaab kahatee thee ... jab daab liyae toh khafa hoo gayee."
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Some Foreign Names (say them aloud in Hindi)

Russian: iski-balls-kisnae-squashski ?
Arabian: sheikh-my-boob
Chinese: iski-kinae-li, choos-li

[radhika]

"toh saalae, phir apnee gaand dhoh, maeree kyoon dhoh raha hai ?"

ha haaaaaaaaaa

[Ramri]

hahaha very funny

[RAAZ]

Really Besharam. Hehe

[SPRimal]

dhat besharam kahika!!!!!!!!!!

[kniraz]

"Where exactly in Lesbia, you from?"


very funny...