Jokes Of Mr. Bean

[rajeeb]

Jokes Of Mr. Bean

1) BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

6) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Beancrying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

Spelling lesson:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure

[Arjun]

Excellent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Superb !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Astronomical !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pickle]

nice ones..

[de.malady]

(i never knew about it, lol..) i always thought -mr bean- is too funny to watch but didnt know he's funny as much to read as well..
thanks -rajeeb- for the laughtr..

[chetnarayan]

that was great..............

but
i never knew that there is any spoken comedy shows by >>>>ROWAN ATKINSON <<< Mr BEAN >>>

i guess it may be new ones????????
isnt it?

[GUNNER]

LOL......nice JOkes

[Arjun]

The character Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) is really an excellent example of the "non-verbal" communication which we deal with in our community medicine course. His natural acting transcends all linguistic barriers as a result of which he is popular over a very large geographical area crossing all other barriers, if any. His lucid style makes everyone understand what they need to understand without going into the unecessary details which obviously bores everyone.

[chetnarayan]

Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) is great ..........

born to be a comedy in himself

i have posted his video>>>> movie in

http://www.avistaz.com/browse.php?all=1

............ if you like, check it out guys.......you can download to your computer

[witch doctor]

hahahahahhah.....


can any one tell how would Mr. Bean laugh hahahaha.

yes he would close his mouth . turn upside down . open his ******* and laugh buuuuuuuuwankkkkkkkkkkkkk

[physio36]

geat joks man
u have some more
regards