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Tum Chinese Ho ... - 03-12-2005, 01:55 AM

once a sardar was walking and a man followed him and said, "tum chinese ho?" sardar said,"nahin!" and walked away. but the man still follows him and asks, "tum chinese ho?" and sardar walks away. the man runs after him asking "tum chinese ho?" and the sardar runs away. now they are up a building and the man still asks "tum chinese ho?" and the sardar warns him and says, "if u ask me 1 more time, i will jump off!" and the man asks "tum chinese ho?" and sardar warns him again, fearing death. the man asks him again "tum chinese ho?" and sardar warns him again. after the man asks him 20 times, sardar thought that it would be shameful to not jump off after warning him. so he jumps, and the man jumps too. he asks "tum chinese ho?" in the air, and they both fall.

at the hospital, the doctor asked "why did u jump off?" then sardar explains everything. and finally he decides to say yes to stop the man from asking so many questions. so the man at the hospital comes into the sardar's room and asks "tum chinese ho?" and sardar says, "haan, mein chinese hoon." and the man says, "lagta nahin."



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03-12-2005, 08:38 PM

hahaha....LOL
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03-12-2005, 09:39 PM

heard many times but nice one!!!!!




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Re: Tum Chinese Ho ... - 14-02-2008, 06:42 AM

ahhahahah...quite funny
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Re: Tum Chinese Ho ... - 07-05-2008, 03:50 AM

hahahahahha


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Re: Tum Chinese Ho ... - 03-06-2008, 09:36 AM

he he he really funny


YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW A MAN UNTIL U STAND IN HIS SHOES AND WALK AROUND IN THEM


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