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New cases in Pous 2064, HIV = 175, AIDS = 26, Death = 2. HIV rate is very high in Housewives than sex workers in Nepal ! ! ! HIV status in Nepal till 2005: Total Adult=70000, Adult Prevalence (15-49)=0.55%, Number of Women (15-49) LWHA=15,310 (22%), HIV Prevalence rate in IDUs=32.7%, HIV prevalence rate in sex worker=3.8%, HIV prevalence rate in client of SW=2.1%. The latest U.N. report shows that 65 million people have been infected with HIV since it was first identified 25 years ago. Twenty five million people have died of AIDS.

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Hindi Gods As Information Tech. Incharge - 07-05-2006, 06:37 PM

The Information Technology Pantheon:
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Narada : Data Transfer
Brihaspati : Chief Information Officer
Chitragupta : Personnel Records
Yama : Reorganization Consultant
Brahma : Systems installation
Vishnu : Tech support
Shiva : Power surge

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Ram : Hardware Support
Apsaras : Downloadable Virus
Devas : Programmers
Surya : UNIX System Admin
Lakshmi : Mgr - Trading Systems
Krishna : Chief Technology Consultant
Rakshasas : In House Hackers
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