| Re: Modern Heights -
11-02-2007, 04:25 AM
Well pickle lets make it bit more interesting. Hope you would like it my modified version with your questions.
Choose the best options in the following.
1. What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip .
B. Saree with belt
C. Transparent plastic kurta
D. None of above
2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
B. Wife needing password to enter the bedroom.
C. Both A & B
D. None of the above
3. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
B. Asking the friend to complete the other rounds of running for his weight loss.
C. Sleeping while swimming.
D. None of the above
4. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
B. Take snaps without removing the lens cover.
C. Eat ice cubes in freezing winter.
D. Put on black goggles and walk through narrow alley during load shading, i.e., whole town out of electricity.
5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
B. Search someone in the class when own’s name been called.
C. Teriffied with woman and call 911 to report about seduction who actually is his wife.
D. All of the above
6. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
B. Answer for a question that women frequently ask- “Am I beautiful?”
C. Scolding the teacher not teaching the exam questions.
D. Choosing the best option in quessionaires like this.
7. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
B. A married man divorcing his wife after being raped.
C. A woman saying his real age and body weight.
D. A girl saying “No, let just be friends” at the time of proposal.
8. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
B. A bunjee jumping from bed to floor.
C. A dive in 1 feet water.
D. Eating too much.
9. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder.
B. People sweating salt powder.
C. American against penguins “War in Antartica” for ice.
D. All of the above  | 
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