Doctor and Nurse

[flirt]

Disclaimer: Here the Doc and Nurse are imaginary. Don't take it seriously. It is solely for fun.

A doctor say I wanna have fun.
Nurse replies not here. Many sick people are around us.
Doc: So what? People's right. People's government.
Nurse: But it is shameful.
Doc: Ha ha! Which generation are you in? It's 22nd century yaar.
Nurse: That doesn't mean we can do anything, anywhere and anytime.
Doc: What a boring day! Let me inject it.
Nurse: Are you sure you won't miss the point?
Doc: I am damn sure. How was yesterday? Won't it went smoothly?
Nurse: Ok, ok but be quick. Time is running out.
Doc: I am really enjoying doing this.
Nurse:Have you finished ? Other are staring at us.
Doc: That's it. Now I am perfect in injecting drugs.

[flirt]

Doc to junior Nurse: Have you finished your shift?
Jr. Nurse: Ya, about an hour ago.
Doc. So what's your plan tonight?
Jr. nurse: As usual friday, spend night with boys.
Doc: How much a boy pay?
Jr. Nurse: About Rs. 100
Doc: So cheap. I wanna join too. Will it be same price or I have to pay more.
Jr. Nurse: Since you have big earnings I want you pay more. But it is up to you. You decide by yourself after enjoying.
Doc: Ok then reserve a seat. I may be a bit late but you must sing with me in this Good friday KTV night.

[flirt]

Doc: Night is so cold. I must get one soon.
Nurse: What! you don't have one till now. What a pity?
Doc: I am choosing from the last year, but confused and don't know which one to choose. I like Sony but I am afraid what if my budget can't afford. Dad and mum disagree with Sam and goldie which I like too. I just can't decide.
Nurse: Ok, so you've been hiding your internal desires because of what if. Don't think too much. Get the one you love most before other took away from you.
Doc: Ya that's right . I am thinking of good proposal.
Nurse: I know Sony. I think you should choose Sony. So when are you giving me a party.
Doc: Date is not fixed yet. May be next friday. I will have salary on that day. Meet me after your shift. We leave the hospital together and get Sony AC. OK.

[flirt]

Doc say to Nurse: I love you.
Nurse: I have daughter of your age.
Doc: Wait a minute. (He then put on spectacle and say sorry mom, I thought you are Jane. By the way where is Jane?
Nurse: She has gone for shopping. She said she has to buy some special thing before spend a valentine night with you.
Doc: Don't you told her that I can have here for free.
Nurse: ya, but she wants better quality.
Doc: Does she know my power?
Nurse: of course, she is your GF doc. I bet you too were discussing that with loud noise last week when you two spend night at my house.
Doc: Don't make me embarassed.
Nurse: Well you shouldn't feel embarassed. It is a natural phenomenon.
Doc: Thanks. After getting New spectacle (Valentine gift) from Jane there won't be any more confusion between you and Jane.

[flirt]

Doc: I am F**king tired after a long procedure whole night. Shit I forgot to give prophylaxis too.
Nurse: Don't worry I can handle this. You have some rest. You are sweating.
Doc: I don't wanna move now. I just wanna sleep whole day.
Nurse: What! Your duty is not off yet.
Doc: Ya that's a problem.
Nurse:Well enjoy making other satisfy too.
Doc: Anyway thanks. And after finishing the dressing of wound give him some pain killer. Today I will be back only in evening shift.

[Khushboo]

Hey Flirt are you behind any nurse who inspired you to write this article?

Don't be angry I am just kidding........

Anyways nice post..........

[Alpine]

hahahaha great double meaning jokes, liked very much... keep on posting yeh dil mange more........

[flirt]

Doc: What? It's been three months stop flowing.
Nurse: Ya, and I am very tensed.
Doc: Don't panic. I will think about a way out as soon as possible.
Nurse: If you had thought about that on the first day, I won't have seen this day. You just know how to ignore rather than solve it quickly.
Doc: Stop mumbbling. Why didn't you take protection before the damage? It's not my fault. It just happened.
Nurse: ok, I just want to let you know about it so that you won't forget anymore. By the way I hope to see water flowing from the tap as soon as possible.

[flirt]

Doc: Don't be silly. I am not hallucinating. I know I want that more than anybody else.
Nurse: What are you talking about. It is all yours, and if you want then spend some money.
Doc: I don't want to spend money for that. Don't you think I can get it freely.
Nurse: No way. It is part of my life and how can I give you that for free. From my point of view it is necessary for me too but....
Doc: Please, Please let me have it. I beg of you.
Nurse: Well I know the place where you can have free. Its not too far from here.
Doc: Great tell me the place.
Nurse: But you have to become a VIP member.
Doc: I will become anything if just I can have that.
Nurse: Ok, then see xenomed's ebook thread where you can have as many ebooks as you want for free.

[flirt]

Doc: Why are you so lovely. I can't resist caressing you my dear.
Nurse: Stop that. Your hand becomes dirty.
Doc: No problem. I am enjoying it. Besides I am free now.
Nurse: How long will you stay here?
Doc: That would be about an hour.
Nurse: Well then I go for routine checkup and back with in hour. You go on play with that lovely cat.