| A Woman's Facts About Men -
07-02-2007, 01:40 AM
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
4. Men are very confident people. They are so confident that when they watch sports on television, they think that if they concentrate they can help their team. If the team is in trouble, they coach the players from their living room, and if they're really in trouble, others have to get off the phone in case they call them.
5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
7. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
8. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaners. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
9. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.
10. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
11.Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
12.If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
13.If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," and if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to- butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.
14.No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record as saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
15.Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
16.Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"
17.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
18.Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks
19.Men forget everything; women remember everything.
20. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
This was forwarded to me by a female friend and I really was pissed after reading all this but somewhere she is right. Hehe
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