why some men don want to get married

[chetnarayan]

why some men don want to get married

1::I don want a lady to force me to see a love movie with her when I am seeing a football match;

2::I don want to keep some money of my salary secretly which I just got because a lady will keep it for me;

3::I don want a lady to drag me to her parents to do the difficult and dirty things they don want to do on Sunday;

4::I don want a lady to force me to sleep in sofa just
because I washed my feet but not so clean still;

5::I don want someone to kick me just because I looked at
a beautiful girl one more second in the street;

6::I don want that she does not cook for the following
three days just because I said unknowingly the dishes
cooked by her not so delicious today;
7::I don want a lady to be so cold to me just because I
forgot her birthday when I am so busy;

8::I don want my salary to be wasted by 2 or 3 people;

9::I don want a lady to force me to go to downtown to buy
discounted things while I am sleeping nicely on Sunday;

10::I don want to suffer bankrupt after going shopping
for several time with a lady;

11::I don want a lady to question me to late night just
because a sweet girl call me once;

12::I don want a lady always ask me mentally: ”Do you
love me??”
13::I don want a lady to call me to check where I am while I am dringking tea with friend and I have to explain
patiently and gentlely that I am not in the night club;

14::I don want to eat medicine to make myself more active
in sex when I am only 40 years old;

15::When friends ask me to drink tea I don want to cheat
them that I have extra work in office in fact I have
to wash her clothes;

16::I don want someone to lock me out at night and I have
to cheat neighbours that I left keys home;

17::I don want to say”So beautiful” thought her clothes
or hair style are not so nice in fact;

18::I don want someone to shout”how can we continue our
life?” just because I invited several friends;
19::I don want a lady always open my drawer or email
secretly;

20::I don want to suffer the instant noodles for a week for she went back to her parents because I called a girl’s name in the dream;

21::I don want to say sorry always though I know I am not
wrong but”wife is always right”;

22::I don want a lady always fighting with my old mother;

23::I don want a lady to curse me “stupid”just because
my salary is not increasing;
24::I don want a lady to question me ”are you a man or not” just because I don want to fight with the man who scolded with my son;

25::I don want a lady to beat me while I am typing this
article.