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Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Girija Prasad Koirala in the hell -
02-05-2006, 09:24 PM
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Girija Prasad Koirala went straight to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England; I want to call England
and see how everybody is doing there". She called and talked
for about 5 minutes, and then she asked
"Well, Devil, how much do I owe you????
The devil says "Five million dollars". She wrote him a cheque
and went to sit back on her chair.
Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn!
I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody
is doing there too. He called and talked for about 2 minutes,
and then he asked Well, Devil, now much do I owe you????
The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went
to sit back on his chair.
Girija Prasad Koirala was even more jealous & starts screaming, I want to
call NEPAL too ! I want to see how everybody is doing
there too. I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy,
I wanna talk to Kishun ji, everybody.....He calls NEPAL
and he talks for about twenty hours, he talked &talked &
talked, then he asked,
"Well, Devil, how much do I owe you????
The devil says "One dollar". Koirala is stunned & says
"One dollar??? Only one freaking dollar??"
The Devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to
another hell, it's local ."
An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away... If Doctor is Cute Forget About the Fruit.
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