|  Jokes N Funs -
25-04-2006, 09:36 AM
DEAR FRIENDS.........
Actually i dont like hindi...... i too dont know why, though hindi bollyhood movies are famous among us.
but this article though in hindi , i'd like to share with you all in XENOMED------------------------------
>>>>>>>>Arz kiya hai.....
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
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Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
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Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I dont like your face.
kar dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.
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Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down.
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Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox , kya e-mail.
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Dil se ek ishq ki
application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon.
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Nazar mein to kai hain
aur shaayad lonely hain,
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab read only hain.
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Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya.?
Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin",
chand ne kaha " saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya ".
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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha...
Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut > Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge,
sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.
thanx ......................  | 
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