Jokes..from My Small Collection

[cobra palden]

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness,
you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT


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If u hide, i'll seek 4 u.
If u r lost, i'll search 4 u.
If u'll leave,i'll wait 4 u.
If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u.
But,
if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.


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I saw something in a shop window.
It was stunning, cute, simply adorable.
I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.



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Can u pronounce good english:-
read along woof, roof, loof,shoof,shoof, woof,
loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.



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Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish.
I asked 4 "world peace".
That's impossible, he said.
Then I asked him 2 give u brains.
He said "Let me try world peace"



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Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
finding true love is a life time mission……
Take my word, follow the Nepalese tradition & marry
ur dad's ugly decision


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Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both !......... FLATTERED ?.
Don't Be , it was sent to me , I just wanted you to read it.


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From Moon to Sun , From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me , you've always been........... a headache !


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1 day u'll Be surprisd 2C ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME >dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME... ……………………
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL > HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.




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I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel
it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else
............. Potato Prices Have Gone Up !




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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .....
I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.



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Good morning......
Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?

1)Pray, so that u may live happily.......

2)Take a bath --- so that others may live happily too! **


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I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!! ******




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If u save this msg, it means I'm cute.
If u edit this, I'm still cute.
If u foreward this, u r spreading that i'm cute &
if u erase this , u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!


THANX FOR BEARING ME SO LONG........


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CAN YOU TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU LIKE THE BEST AMONG THESE ???????

[Oak]

last one

i send this sms to my friend thanks buddy

[pickle]

um.. actually i read those when i was in class 10.. about 6 yrs ago..n'way..always liked 'em.

here's one for those who havent heard this small naughty poem..hehe..

If i were a dog and you a flower,
i would raise my leg and give you a shower