15 truths you won't learn from Ads.

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1. Your teeth will never look as perfect as the models in Colgate ads.
2. A groug of singing female dancers will never appear suddenly out to nowhere and start shampooing your hair.
3. No matter how dry your skin gets, you will never trun into an alligator or any other type of reptile
4. Your love will never singificantly improve because of a breath mint.
5. You'll never be completely satisfied by eating a Snickers or any other candy bar
6. If you drive an SUV up a mountain, across a desert and into a crocodile infested swamp, it will get dirty, it will get scratched and it will most likely get totaled.
7. What looks great on a fashion model usually looks pretty goofy on anybody else.
8. No matter how many coca-cola you guzzle, you won't be able to chase down a cheetah or leap the Grand Canyon in a single bound.
9. Your average house pet cannot open refrigrators, talk on the telephone or surf the Net.
10. Unlike the celebs you see in the Got Milk ads, you will never look hip with white stuff spread across your upper lip.
11. Cold cuts and sandwiches do not enjoy being eaten, nor are they waiting for you to open the refrigerator door so thay can talk to you.
12. Skittles and M&Ms are never as large and colourful as they look in ads.
13. Mermaids do not drink any brand of bottled water.
14. Fast-food hamburgers are never as big and juicy as they look in a McDonald or Burger King commercial.
15. God will never love you more because you're waring Chanel. And he will not never love you less if you are not wearing it. He thinks you're beautiful, and he loves you just the way you are!