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question: an elephant was in love with she elephant, but she elephant went and get married with other elephant. so our elephant was depressed.one of frn felt sorry for him and took him in the park, they sat on the see-saw ,
but the see -saw broke down.now which song does our hero songs?
answer:see-saw ho ya dil ho akhir toot jata hain .


question: how do u "cut " road?
answer:By laughing........... because "haste haste kat jaye raste"


question: luv and kush was going to a village and pass by a well.luv falls into well . why?
answer:luv is blind.
question : now kush also jumps in.why?
answer: because luv ke liye sala kuch bhi karega.


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06-04-2006, 04:52 AM

amboo dami... reshu le afai lekhe jasto chha


  • I'm a clear, colorless fluid, contain small quantities of glucose and protein.
  • I fill the ventricles of the brain and the central canal of the spinal cord.
  • You can get me through Lumbar Puncture.
  • If I have White blood Cells or bacteria - Meningitis result.

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tyo she elephant reshu ta hoina??
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