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Sardarji In Kaun Banega Karodpati - 04-04-2006, 09:08 AM
Amitabh: Apka 12th question 25 lakh rupayon ke liye yeh raha apke

samne..





Contestant Sardarji is tensed.



Amitabh: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan...Film Star Abhishek

Bachchan ke Pitaji ka naam kya hai(with a smile on his face..)...aapke

options hain..



Computer Screen:



A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav C. Moh. Azhar D. General Perverz

Musharaff.



Sardarji Biting his nails and very tensely looking at the screen.



Amitabh: Apka kya jawab hai ? ( He is quite sure that Sardarji will opt for A.



but Sardarji is still confused.



Amitabh: Apke pas do life line abhi bhi jeewit hain 50:50 and phone a

friend



Sardarji: I think it is A but am not sure.



Amitabh: Not sure... Hmmm Aap kya karna chahenge?



Sardarji: I would like to use 50:50?



Amitabh: Ok computer Ji, Sardarji Ji apni teesri life line 50:50 ka istemal

karna chahte hain to screen se 2 galat javab mita dijiye..aur screen par

chhodiye ek sahi jawab aur ek randomly selected jawab.



Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: -



B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.

D. General Perverz Musharaff



Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer has made

this



mistake But as is said in bollywood the show must go on.



Now Sardarji is confused.



Sardarji: i would like to use the last life line phone a friend..



Amitabh: Aap kisko phone karna chahenge?



Sardarji: Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga.



Amitabh Fainted !!!!!
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hhahaha ......................

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But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan [Thanks to mobile tech]...


Sardarji: "Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?"



receiving reply from JAYA Sardaejee faints..





GUESS WHY???????????


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Jaya Bachchan ask's him "What are the options?"


lol
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ha ha nice end...
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07-04-2006, 05:47 PM
that was a good one...havent laughed so hard in a awhile..thanks!!

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SANJAY ur ending of the story is superb




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Great job man , really good joke ................. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Thats Gr8 Man

Bring Some More................
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