blonde

[nima]

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

~ she called me to get my phone number.

~she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

~ she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. ~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

~ she tried to drown a fish.

~ she thought a quarterback was a refund.

~ she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

~ she tripped over a cordless phone.

~s! he took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

~she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

~she studied for a blood test.

~she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

~ when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

~ when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. ~when she took to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

[rajeeb]

haha...funny blonde...