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IQ Fun - 15-12-2006, 08:38 PM

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether
you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer.

The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have
answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close
the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
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Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put in the
elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous
actions.


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend ...
except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just
put him in there.


This tests your memory. Okay even if you did not answer the first three
questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true
abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat How do you manage it?
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.Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.


An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away...
If Doctor is Cute Forget About the Fruit.

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Re: IQ Fun - 17-12-2006, 11:52 PM

hhe the last one was good coz the upper 3 wwere ta heard ones
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Re: IQ Fun - 20-12-2006, 05:01 AM

really hilarious....want more to be posted..


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