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Santa's inventions:
1. Waterproof towel
2. Solar powered torch
3. Book on how to read
4. Pedal powered wheel chair.
The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn`t believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted, "Kya nishana lagaya hai!"
Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats....
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
Santa replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258."
Santa's wife gave birth to twins. Santa was furious.....he went out looking for the other man.
God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.
Vijay Shrestha
KMC, IXth Batch
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