a letter to ex-girl friend

[SAcreed]

A letter to Ex-Girl Friend

Dear Monisha,

Thanks for being my love for one and half years, when you receive this letter I believe you might have selected a

new boy friend and started enjoying your dating. Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boy friend or girl friend.

Monisha … In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love,

from all my past experiences I have learned a lot. When the love blossoms everyone starts writing love

letters, you know very well… I have written many love letter to you , and writing a love letter in poetic way is

not so easy nowadays MONISHA , and it's a time consuming work, In order to avoid all this I need all my

lover letters back so that I can put corrector and send to my new girl friend , please send it back to me , I don't

have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters. Another thing MONISHA, I have given you one cute

photo of mine , can you send it to me please , you know better that this is the only photo I look very cute &

handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.

And also, during my 1 ½ years of love days I have spend lot of monies for impressing you , I am attaching

a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest.

The expenses are as follows: Lunch / Dinner ; 895, Cool Drinks 2938 Rs, Snacks 5645 Rs. , Juice 3845 Rs.

Cinema 1235Rs. Internet Chatting 1499 Rs. , Mobile 2546 Rs. Petrol 4255 Rs. Gift Items 7850 Rs, - Grand

Total : 30,708 rs (in Words : Thrity Thousand Seven Hundred and Eight Rupees).

Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girl friend, and more over if

you have any of my gift lying with you, am ready to take these packs in half prices. Please calculate the value

of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account.

I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy

friend and your photo so that you can give to your new BF.

[santoshsathi]

funny.................................

[sundarsoham]

very very very funny..... can i get one copy of this plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[IceQueen]

My Dear ex Harke,
I am sorry for the late reply as i was busy with my own work and extended holidays in malibu with my brand new boyfriend.We only dated for 3 months aand only i and you know about it but i understand how boys have to over exaggerrate their time span with their celebrity ex gurlfrends.
For the 10 kilograms of love letters u sent me..(when will u understand a line like "a cat wears a hat..i love u like a bat"is not counted as a poem..but anyways..yes aboutt the letters..i only have 5 kilograms of it left as i made my housemaid clean the entire window panes of my house with it .I do apologise as i dint know u needed to torture/humour your new gf with them as well.Hence forth i am giving you your left over 5 kgs of love letters,cards etc etc.I will leave it in my gate.You can ask for it with one of the guards on duty.
Along with the letters,i am giving a separate check of 38000 Rs.,around 37000 or smth for the expence you had to bear and 100 Rs as a Tip.(i can see you are smiling).Also the gifts you gave me which dont weigh more than half kilos are in brown environtment friendly sack.All these will be left by coming friday.Sorry for the delay but i had your stuffs put in the attic along with the letters and gifts of my other dozen ex boyfrends.There also must be plastic flowers in the sack given to me by my other tasteless boyfrends..am stashing them and sending them over to you so that you can give it to your new gf.
I kno i am a bit of a high maintenance gurlfriend and u were just not in my league.But besides being a pauper,a pathetic poet and a doctor only good at giving analphylactic shocks ,bone non union and cutting of sciatic nerve while operating a patient,i remember you as an amusing boy.
My new boyfriend also gives you his regards and says if you have a problem finding job(i am sorry i told him you were a hopeless/jobless doctor..u kno i am compassionate!),he says you can always come to the hospital that his dad gifted to him on his 25th birthday.
Sorry for the haste retreat but i am suddenly bored and want to go out shopping.You have a good simple life with your new gurlfrend.
God Bless,
The Ex gf.

[Noha]

wow excellent..... I enjoyed every word



IceQueen has replied SAcreed c'mon man come up with mind blowing reply

[IceQueen]

Dear Harke,
Yes Malibu it was.The only Malibu u must have heard is tht drink..sighh..yess..i wud like to give u ALL the details of wht happened but i believe in disgression...I am very sorry to see your condition detoriate day by day..Ithink you have stopped taking your medication.Being schizophrenic doctor you but all should kno how delusional one can get(hot gurls come after you?)tsk tsk I am very worried indeed.I was very dissapointed with your last letter as it was filled with grammatical errors and bad english.(You kno i judge u when u use poor grammar)I dont hold verbal spats with sumone with weak english.I am sorry i am not aware of who has hots for me.Its something i have grown up with.Yes you are right..you are very popular among gurls..after all keep record of every dime spent and asking for it after a breakup is such an admirable trait.Do not make me actually describe you.I forget you have bipolar mood disorder too so I will stop here.But I still wonder if I will ever find a medico with good hold over english language.
God Bless,
Ms.Plz dont reply this letter back.u truly arent in my league(for this fight looking at ur cheap lines)

[SAcreed]

:dear nakkali.....

malibu ( ) that was sweat dream to have!!!! well it is not first time .. when they say they are havingr8 time it is in fact the worst time ever. it would have been clever if u had made it the modest one.

well boys make like to show off but exaggeration has feminity written all over it.
3 months heheh i was being modest ( never knew exactly was guessin)
how come??? so long???

i only remember 3 months of u crying and beggin for me to come back i guess or it was more...u tell me

i was not in ur league damn right u are . how cud i be when there was hot girls dyin for me?? i heard some nerd was with watery nose had hots for u .
u are certainly a celebrity..it is good to have better view of oneself whether it is true or false...

oooh.... i got it now why he thanked me .. but he is really complainin now. u both went malibu ( ) right ???
something most have happened!!!! or nothin :

i dont know what that poem means exactly but it was awarded with kisses hmmm...... i dont know about me but u really enjoyed it. to this date i still am amazed what girls really liked that poem or kissess (and ......that follows.)
it is a hit with every girls .

5kg or 10 kg does not matter.. for u it only took 2kgs letter to hit a jackpot..
i havent met any that cud handle all of ten kgs. money i will gladly enjoy...

u had boyfriends that is a news. the very reason i hit on was u being alone and lonely... well that's what i heard . otherwise why were u sticky like i am the one .. as girls do to their first love.i have been first love of many. beleive u me i know things .. u know it dont u.

well anger i understand .. i dont know when did u start takin interest in my studies .u had different interest in me ....

u can have any opinion of me if that makes u happy.. but i dont know why did i find a message in my inbox referrin to me as angel.." i can not live without u" i wonder why? do u know??

i may be pathetic.... and all u say; what kind of intelligence did u show falllin for me....it wud be much more pathetic wudn't it ??? i am agreeing with u afterall u were my ex.

u dont have to worry abt my future dont care too much for me . u have a boyfriend. i hope u worry abt urslef ..thanks for blessing me .i may need for this gal . she is hard to get a jackpot unlike u who is hard to leave....

good luck with ur bf .. hold him tight ..he is going to leave u...
dumped by such a guy will really be an insult ... for u it might not be i dont know.........

[SAcreed]

harke has nothing left to say . he got his money and letters.
he has changed his postal code to be safe from girl he has been stalked .

do u really think harke will reply?????? he has new one to worry for.. who gives a damn to ex???

mission has already been accomplished..

[Noha]

hahahahahaa i don't how many are enjoying the warlord fighting with words hehehehe


keep going guys....


hmmm i am loving it

[thenaren]

hahahaha.... so funny but true dude...