sardarjee......

[vzu_stha]

Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again had twins & named Peter
& Repeater. Again twins & named Max & Climax. Again the same. Disgusted
Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!

19 Sardars went for a film. On asking them why they came in a big group of
19, they replied that the film is only for above 18+

A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all relatives beat him. Why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he
wrote: Yes!

One sardarji Professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knows
why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking........

Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor. At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25th floor: I'm unmarried! At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa.

On a romantic date Sardar's girl friend asks him "Darling on our engangement
will you give me a ring? He said "Yaw, sure what's your phone number?

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A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing. A bystander: why
is u laughing?
Sardar: I have an Aitel phone but still Hutch network is
following me.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO
MATCH!"

Flash news: A two seated plane crashed in a Graveyard in Punjab. Local
Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife
asked: what you are doing? He said: I'm seeing how I look while sleeping

Sardar gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar: "I've been
promoted as branch manager."

Sardar's wish: when I die, I want to die like my grandpa who died peacefully
in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was
driving........

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How'll
you divide, you've 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply next year.

Sardar proposed a girl......Girl said: 'I'm 1 yr elder to you'. Sardar said:
'Oye, no problem Soniye, I'll marry you next year.

What does a sardar do after taking a Xerox? He will compare it with the
original for any spelling mistakes.