A viscious cycle .......

[flirt]

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.
Grandpa make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.
Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.
Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: This week we will have class as usual.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.
Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.

[graduate]

hahahahaha good one
thanx for sharing

[flirt]

Three sentences that are most irritating to doctors.
1. As you wish.
Doctor: What should we eat for dinner?
Nurse: As you wish.
Doctor: How about fried chicken?
Nurse: I can’t . It’s so oily that it will develop acne on my face.
Doctor: Then let’s eat chinese dish.
Nurse: We had chinese food yesterday, the same food today…………..
Doctor: Then let’s eat seafoods.
Nurse: Seafoods are not good, it causes diarrhea.
Doctor: Ok, then tell me what shall we eat now?
Nurse: As you wish.

2. Anything you like
Doctor: What shall we do now?
Nurse: Anything you like
Doctor: What about movie? It’s been long time since we had watched movie together.
Nurse: Watching movie is not so interesting. Moreover it’s a waste of time.
Doctor: Then let’s go for bowling and have some exercises.
Nurse: It’s so hot and you’re talking to have exercise. Besides I don’t like to waste my energy.
Doctor: Then let’s find a coffee shop and have some coffee.
Nurse: Drinking coffee will affect sleep.
Doctor: Ok then tell me what shall we do now?
Nurse: Anything you like

3. You decide
Doctor: So it’s better we straight-forward return.
Nurse: You decide
Doctor: Let’s return by public bus! I will see you off.
Nurse: Public buses are crowded as well as dirty. Forget it, I will return by myself.
Doctor: Then let’s take a taxi.
Nurse: It’s not far and returning by taxi is just an extra expense.
Doctor: That means it’s better by walking. Moreover we will have an evening walk.
Nurse: How can we walk with an empty belly?
Doctor: Then what’s your plan, tell me.
Nurse: You decide.
Doctor: Well then let’s have dinner first.
Nurse: As you wish.
Doctor: What will we eat?
Nurse: Anything you like.

[sundarsoham]

nice.... hehe....

[greg]

these are hilarious

[mralone]

funny

[jamescomehere]

let me think for a while.