| Top Ten Signs You May Be Using The Wrong Dentist -
10-04-2006, 05:16 AM
1. Directions to the office include: "Turn Onto The Dirt Road" 2. Your dentist is wearing a pair of pants you gave to the Salvation Army last month. 3. Your dentist giggles uncontrollably whenever he hears the words "That Hurts!" 4. All the front keys on your dentist's personal computer are rotted out.Dental diploma appears to be a warranty from "Black and Decker." 5. Number #1 on the patient questionnaire is: "Have you ever pressed charges?" 6. When giving nitrous the patient is assured, "Don't Worry, I Just Tried Some Myself." 7. When giving a local injection you hear: "Gosh, let's all do a shot!" 8. The only magazine in the waiting room is titled "Living Cheap" 9. Instead of using Nitrous gas, your dentist asks you to pull his finger. 10. Its too from my side you also add some….
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