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Doctor - 10-02-2007, 01:30 PM

A person who let his visitor put glass stick in the left armpit for about 5 minutes. In between these 5 minutes he first catches the left lower arm of the visitor and look at watch bewildering the visitor. Then after half minute catches right lower arm and looks at the visitors abdomen/chest making the female patient embarassed. He let the embarassed patient to remove the outer jacket so that only T-shirt left making upper arm naked. Then he wrap the right upper arm with some black cloth piece which is attached to somewhat like tiffin box but not having tiffin inside . Instead there is a black rubber ball which is very soft to press. He open the outer layer and put vertically and then start to play with ball. The visitor is excited to see what he is doing, while he continues to play the ball with right hand and feel the visitor's right upper arm below the clothpiece. He seems not satisfied with that so take out earphone like thing and place it at the place where he had put his left index and middle finger just before. After that he tells the patient to give his glass tube back.
Now he starts interogating the visitor about the visit. He doesn't seem to be harsh, but gentle and let the visitor to say his things in his own way. After listening about 5~10 min he then ask wh- questions. Slowly move to the private things. First start from chief complaint. Then visitor's present status, past status, systemic functions, personal matters. He is so keen to know everything that he even asks about girls private flowing with extra detail no matter how embarassed the girl feels about it. It seems he is very happy to make the girl embarassed. He is not only satisfied with the visitor's matter but also his family and relatives. Anyway after about 20 minutes he gets satisfied.
But it won't last too long. He wanna see what the reactions of the visitor if he touch him/her. Well let you guys make clear at first, he is neither gay nor les nor bi. He is a doctor and it is not a big deal that if by touch of him the visitor's problem is solved. Obviously the visitor show some reaction to his touch.
Hie is not satisfied yet. He then collects your blood, urine, stool even your meat. Also let you go through rays which may be X, CT, radioactive, magnetic etc.
After this he becomes bit tired with you and give some conclusion that the visitor has something abnormal. What abnormal? He then searches in his mind, books etc, consult with teachers, collegues, seniors etc, and finally make a decision. This decision he terms as final diagnosis.
He then writes worse than a nursery baby which is amazingly understood by his collegue working at drug station. He then give this drug orally or by syringing the visitor. He doesn't care whether it pains or not. If pain then he directs lady in a white gown to inject another syringe saying that syringe will let off your pain. The visitor puzzeled at first and scold him for saying nonsense thing that syring will let off syringe pain, but finally thanks him and ask for other syringe. He even dare to cut the visitor if needed.
Anyway he is a doctor and he almost solve the visitor's problem making the visitor happy at first and sad at last. This is because he gives another problem called stress to the overdebt patient.
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