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Three sentences that are most irritating to doctors.
1. As you wish.
Doctor: What should we eat for dinner?
Nurse: As you wish.
Doctor: How about fried chicken?
Nurse: I can’t . It’s so oily that it will develop acne on my face.
Doctor: Then let’s eat chinese dish.
Nurse: We had chinese food yesterday, the same food today…………..
Doctor: Then let’s eat seafoods.
Nurse: Seafoods are not good, it causes diarrhea.
Doctor: Ok, then tell me what shall we eat now?
Nurse: As you wish.

2. Anything you like
Doctor: What shall we do now?
Nurse: Anything you like
Doctor: What about movie? It’s been long time since we had watched movie together.
Nurse: Watching movie is not so interesting. Moreover it’s a waste of time.
Doctor: Then let’s go for bowling and have some exercises.
Nurse: It’s so hot and you’re talking to have exercise. Besides I don’t like to waste my energy.
Doctor: Then let’s find a coffee shop and have some coffee.
Nurse: Drinking coffee will affect sleep.
Doctor: Ok then tell me what shall we do now?
Nurse: Anything you like

3. You decide
Doctor: So it’s better we straight-forward return.
Nurse: You decide
Doctor: Let’s return by public bus! I will see you off.
Nurse: Public buses are crowded as well as dirty. Forget it, I will return by myself.
Doctor: Then let’s take a taxi.
Nurse: It’s not far and returning by taxi is just an extra expense.
Doctor: That means it’s better by walking. Moreover we will have an evening walk.
Nurse: How can we walk with an empty belly?
Doctor: Then what’s your plan, tell me.
Nurse: You decide.
Doctor: Well then let’s have dinner first.
Nurse: As you wish.
Doctor: What will we eat?
Nurse: Anything you like.