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Some More On Sardarji ( ....hope not posted yet !)



1)Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked, “what you did till evening?”
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

2)Sardarji's Mosquito Repellent was finished yesterday. He tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound “guooonn, guooonn.” He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent.
Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says “so ja machchar, bete so ja”.
After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says “Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn”.

3)
Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”
Santa : “Hidden camera!”
Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”
Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”

4)
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.
“Where are you going wrong,” said dealer.
“I think I know where I’m going wrong,” said Santa, “I think I’m planting them too deep.”