Sardarji unlimited

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.


Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.



A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!'



Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....


A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U'VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR



Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..
A Teacher lecturing on population:
'In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. '
A Sardar stands up- 'We must find & stop her!. '



A man: 'Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?'
Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.


Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says 'CHIN YU YAN' and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words...
And finds It means 'U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!'



Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.


Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what...
To avoid side effects!!!

Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab .
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar'.

Lawyer to Sardar: 'Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke....... '
Sardar :'Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!'


A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... He went and kissed her....
Girl said- 'What R U doing....?'
Sardar replied- ' B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar'


Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says 'please recharge your card'



A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). '
The first sardar replies, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258'


Q How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!


Q Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........


Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok........

Boss: Where were you born?



Sardar: India ..

Boss: which part?

Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.


Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.


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Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!


Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?


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Sardar: U cheated me.


Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.


Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
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NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:


In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....


Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.


Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?


Sardar: An old king's skeleton.


Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?


Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.


SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?


FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.


SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..


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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying


Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver


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Waiter gives bill to Sardar


Sardar: "Take my card."





Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."


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SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.


Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,


Dost: Garam pani Q?


Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..




"My father grows beans," said one student.


"My father cooks beans," said another.


Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:




Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?




Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.